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Biddys 2009 Wall Calendar
Biddys 2009 Wall Calendar
Biddys 2009 Mini Wall Calendar
Biddys 2009 Mini Wall Calendar


Coots & Biddys T-Shirts



Coots
Coots
The Book

Biddys
Biddys:
A Comprehensive Study of Those Ladies with Big Hats and Little Dogs

Classic Couple Figurine
Coots & Biddys Classic Couple Figurine
Still the classic couple.

Classic Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers
Coots & Biddys Classic Couple Salt and Pepper Shakers
A Classic Couple

Senior Ball Figurine
Coots and Biddys Senior Ball Figurine
They're still having a senior ball.

Still Agree Bobble Figurine
Coots and Biddys Still Agree Bobble Figurine
Shirts read "Yes dear." and "I'm still with stupid."
They still agree on just about everything.

Swinging Couple Figurine
Coots and Biddys Swinging Couple Figurine
Still a couple of swingers.

Senior Discount Salt and Pepper Shakers
Coots and Biddys Senior Discount Salt and Pepper Shakers
We want our Senior Citizen Discount, right friggin' now!

Coot and Biddy Sexy Couple Bobbing
Coot and Biddy Sexy Couple Bobbing
Still A Sexy Couple

Motor Running Couple
Motor Running Motorcycle Couple Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still lookin' for adventure in whatever comes their way...

Biddys Fabulous 50
Biddys Fabulous 50
50 and Fabulous

Biddys In Her 50's Figurine
Biddys In Her 50's Figurine
In her 50’s and still fabulous!

Coots Sexy 50
Coots Sexy 50
50 and still a Sexy Beast

Coots Sexy 50
Coots In His 50's Figurine
In his 50’s and still a hottie!

Biddys 60 Still Sexy
60 Still Sexy
60 and still Sexy!

Biddys In Her 60's Figurine
Biddys In Her 60's Figurine
In her 60’s and still so sexy!

Coots Stud 60
Coots Stud 60
60 and still a Stud

Coots Stud 60
Coots In His 60's Figurine
In his 60’s and still sexy!

Biddys In Her 70's Figurine
Biddys In Her 70's Figurine
In her 70’s and she's still got it!

Coots Stud 70
Coots In His 70's Figurine
In his 70’s and still sexy!

Biddys 22 Year Old Body Bobble Figurine
Biddys 22 Year Old Body Bobble Figurine
You can still have the body of a 22 year old… just get him drunk first.

Motorcycle Bobbing - Biddys
Motorcycle Bobbing - Biddys
Aging Aint for Sissies!

Biddys Perfect Age
Biddys Perfect Age
My age is between 39 and "It's none of your frickin' business"!

At my age this Is how a lady sits.
At My Age - Coots & Biddys
At my age this Is how a lady sits.

Biddys Attitude Bobble Head
Biddys Attitude Bobble Head
It's not the age it's the attitude!

Biddys Aging Gracefully Figurine
Biddys Aging Gracefully Figurine
This is what I think of aging gracefully!

Biddys Big Bucks
Biddys Big Bucks
In the casino scene... She's Queen Mother of the slot machine.

Coots Beer In Heaven Figurine
Coots Beer In Heaven Figurine
If they don't have beer in Heaven… I'm not going!

Coots Barrel Bobble Figurine
Coots Barrel Bobble Figurine
Belchenkenfarten Beer
Older, but still in good spirits.

Bingo Bobbing - Biddys
Bingo Bobbing - Biddys
At my age, this is what I call "Getting Lucky"!

Biddys Hoop Birthday Bobble Figurine
Biddys Hoop Birthday Bobble Figurine
Another birthday! Hoop de friggin' do!

Biddys Bling It On Figurine
Biddys Bling It On Figurine
Age... Bling it on!

Coots Bling It On! Figurine
Coots Bling It On! Figurine
Old age? Bling it on!

Coots On a Roll Bobble Figurine
Coots On a Roll Bobble Figurine
Still on a Roll.

Biddys Bowling Diva Figurine
Biddys Bowling Diva Figurine
Still a Bowling Diva!

Biddys Still Likes to Play Perpetual Calendar
Biddy perpetual calendar figurine
She still likes to play everyday.

Coots On The Road Figurine
Coots On The Road Figurine
Still on the go ... and often

Coots Motorcycle Rocker Animated Musical Figurine
Coots Motorcycle Rocker Animated Musical Figurine
Born to be wild…too old to care!
Plays the tune "Born To Be Wild"

Born to Lose - Coots
Born To Lose - Coots & Biddys
Born to Lose: hair, eyesight, hearing, ebido, etc, etc

Coots Motorcycle Photo Frame
Coots Motorcycle Photo Frame
Born to lose... hair, teeth, memory.

Coots Buddha Belly Figurine
Coots Buddha Belly Figurine
Still has the body of a god...Buddha!

Biddys Heavy Petting Figurine
Biddys Heavy Petting Figurine
Still likes a little heavy petting.

Coots A Coot and His Chair Bobbing
A Coot And His Chair - Coots & Biddys
A coot and his chair, it's a beautiful thing.

Coots Coot Time Mini Clock
Coots Coot Time Mini Clock
It must be time for a Senior Special somewhere.

Biddys Cold Drinks Bobble Figurine
Biddys Cold Drinks Bobble Figurine
She celebrates hot flashes with cold drinks.

Coots Country Boy Bobble Figurine
Coots Country Boy Bobble Figurine
Older but still a country boy.

Coots Creeping Birthday Figurine
Creeping Birthday Figurine - Coots
Birthdays are like underpants, they keep creeping on you.

Biddys Cosmo Figurine
Biddys Cosmopolitan Figurine
I only need one drink to REALLY celebrate!

Biddys Criticism Bobble Figurine
Biddys Criticism Bobble Figurine
Criticism is just another service she offers.

Biddys Dessert First Figurine
Biddys Dessert First Figurine
Life is short...eat dessert first.

Coots Go The Distance Bobble Figurine
Coots Go The Distance Bobble Figurine
He can still go the distance.

Doctor Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Doctor Figurine
Old doctors never die! ( They just lose their patience)

Biddys Draw Figurine
Biddys Draw Figurine
The first time you ask me my age… will also be your last!

Biddys Absolutely Fabulous
A bit older maybe? but still Absolutely Fabulous.

Coots Super Fart Figurine
Coots Super Fart Figurine
Super Fart! He's got gas and he knows how to use it.

Biddys Fairy
Biddys Fairy
Your fairy Godmother grants your wish to be 39 forever.

Biddys The Biddy Ladies Photo Frame
Biddys The Biddy Ladies Photo Frame
Fashion is fickle but friendship is always in style.

Coots Fireman
Coots Fireman
Old firefighters never die (Their hose just shrivels a bit)

Coots Fisherman
Coots Fisherman
Proud he can still get a big one.

Coots Fishing Salt and Pepper Shakers
Coots Fishing Salt and Pepper Shakers

Biddys Full Bodied Figurine
Biddys Full Bodied Figurine
A bit full-bodied but aged to perfection.

Biddys Garage Sale Goddess Bobble Bank
Biddys Garage Sale Goddess Bobble Bank
Goddess of the Garage Sale

Biddys Garage Sale Goddess
Garage Sale Goddess Bobble Figure - Coots & Biddys
Goddess of Garage Sales

Coots Gettin' Any Figurine
Gettin' Any Figurine - Coots & Biddys
At his age "getting any" means "enough sleep".

Coots Glasses Eyeglass Holder
Coots Glasses Eyeglass Holder
Can't remember where he left his glasses.

Coots Golfer
Golfer Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still doesn't play well with others

Old Golfer Bobble Figurine
Old Golfer Bobble Figurine
He's convinced that age is mind over matter, if you don't mind it doesn’t matter

Coots Sleeping Golfer Bobble Figurine
Coots Sleeping Golfer Bobble Figurine
Still a Force on the Course.

Coots Play Everyday Perpetual Calendar
Coots golfer perpetual calendar figurine
If he had it his way, he’d play everyday

Still supports a good cause.
Coots Good Cause Figurine
Still supports a good cause.

Biddy's Grandkids Bobble Figurine
Biddy's Grandkids Bobble Figurine
My grandkids are cuter than yours!

Biddys Coolest Grandma Figurine
Biddys Coolest Grandma Figurine
Worlds Coolest Grandma!

Biddys Grape Stomper Salt and Pepper Shakers
Biddys Grape Stomper Salt and Pepper Shakers

Coots Gets The Grill Figurine
Coots Gets The Grill Figurine
In the end, he still gets the grill.

Biddys Hair Dyeing Figurine
Biddys Hair Dyeing Figurine
Birthdays are for living and hair is for dyeing.

Coots Hair Today Gone Tomorrow Swivel Chair Figurine
Coots Gone Tomorrow Animated Figurine
Hair today... gone tomorrow.

Coots Hair Today Gone Tomorrow Swivel Chair Figurine
Coots Hot To Trot Bobble Figurine
He's still hot to trot!

Biddys Hydrate Bobble Figurine
Biddys Hydrate Bobble Figurine
You hydrate your way, honey, and I’ll hydrate mine.

Biddys Still Got It
Biddys Still Got It
I've still got it! (It's just a little lower.)

Biddys I've Still Got It Mini Waterglobe
Biddys I've Still Got It Mini Waterglobe
Still got it! (It's just a little lower.)

Biddys Laugh Bobble Figurine
Biddys Laugh Bobble Figurine
LAUGH until you tinkle in your panties!

Coots Magnificent Bobble Figurine
Coots Magnificent Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
If things get better with age… then I must be MAGNIFICENT!

Biddys Vanity Make-Up Figurine
Biddys Vanity Make-Up Figurine
Sometimes I 'make-up' my age!

Coots Old Irish Bobble Head
Coots Old Irish Bobble Head
The older he gets, the more Irish he becomes.

Biddys Mardi Gras - Biddy
Mardi Gras Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still can get totally outrageous

Old Fart Bobble Figurine
Old Fart Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
He's not just an Old Fart -- he passes new ones all the time

Old Friends Figurine
Old Friends Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Here's to old friends! They know everything about you but can't remember it.

Coots Overrated Bobble Figurine
Overrated Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
He thinks maturity is overrated.

High Pants Bobble Figurine
High Pants Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
The higher the pants, the closer to heaven.

Biddys Party All Night Bobble Figurine
Biddys Party All Night Bobble Figurine
I can still party all night… as long as I’m in bed by eight.

Coots Policeman Figurine
Policeman Figurine - Coots & Biddys
What retirement? He's forever On the Job

Biddys Pulse Figurine
Biddys Pulse Figurine
The bartender used to check my ID… now he checks my pulse!

Coots Racer Bobble Figurine
Coots Racer Bobble Figurine
Still likes to race around the mall.

Coots Exotica Figurine
Coots Exotica - Coots & Biddys
I'd retire but who'd replace me?

Coots Simple Pleasures Potty Bobbing
Coots Simple Pleasures Potty Bobbing
Retired and enjoying life's simple pleasures.

Coots Hula Bobble Figurine
Coots Hula Bobble Figurine
Retired and no longer takes any crap.

Coots Royal Pain
Royal Pain - Coots & Biddys
Retired but still works at being a royal pain in the ass.

Coots Risky Coot Figurine
Coots Risky Coot Figurine
Aging is a "risky business"!

Coots In The Sack Bobble Figurine
Coots In The Sack Bobble Figurine
A bit Older but still great in the sack.

Biddys Sassy Bobble Figurine
Biddys Sassy Bobble Figurine
A little older, a little sweeter, but still so sassy!

Biddys Secret Figurine
Secret - Coots & Biddys
The secret to staying young is lying about your age.

Biddys Senior Citizen Discount
Biddys Senior Citizen Discount
I want my Senior Citizen Discount right friggin' now!

Coots Senior Citizen
Coots Senior Citizen
I want my "SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT" right friggin' NOW!

Coots Senior Coin Tray
Coots Senior Coin Tray
I want my Senior Citizen Discount, right friggin now!

Coots Senior Citizen Mini Waterglobe
Coots Senior Citizen Mini Waterglobe
I want my 'SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT' right friggin' NOW!

Senior Citizen Discount Magnet - Coots
Sexy Bobble Figurine - Coots
Still A Sexy Beast!

Biddys Sexy 60
Biddys Sexy 60
Too sexy to be in her 60’s!

Biddys Shake
Biddys Shake Bobbing
Shake What Your Mama Gave You!

Shake Magnet - Biddys
Shake Magnet - Biddys
Shake what your mama gave ya!

Shoppers Figurine - Biddys
Biddys Friends Salt and Pepper Shakers

Shoppers Coffee Mug - Biddys
Shoppers Coffee Mug - Biddys
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

Shopping Machine Figurine - Biddys
Shopping Machine Figurine - Biddys
She's still a Mean Shopping Machine!

Exercise Shopper Bobble Figurine - Biddys
Exercise Shopper Bobble Figurine - Biddys
Shopping is all the exercise she needs.

Coots Sixpack Bobble Figurine
Coots Sixpack Bobble Figurine - Coots
I stay fit by working on my sixpack.

Spending my children’s inheritance
Coots Chick Magnet Bobble Figurine
Spending my children’s inheritance

Stays In Shape - Coots
Stays In Shape - Coots & Biddys
Stays in shape for the babes.

Coots Coot Idol Bobble Figurine
Coots Coot Idol Bobble Figurine
Still an American Idol.

Still Hot - Biddys
Still Hot - Biddys
Still Hot! (but it comes in flashes)

Biddys Still Hot Mini Waterglobe
Biddys Still Hot Mini Waterglobe
She's Still Hot! (but it comes in flashes!)

Coots Poodle Action Bobble Figurine
Coots Poodle Action Bobble Figurine
Still Likes To Get A Little Action.

Coots Playboy Figurine
Playboy Bobble Figurine - Coots & Biddys
Still every bit the Playboy

Biddys Sex Goddess
Biddys Sex Goddess
Still the Sex Goddess!

Biddys Thong Bobble Figurine
Biddys Thong Bobble Figurine
Still looks hot in a thong!

Coots Stories Figurine
Coots Stories Figurine
I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over…

Biddys Tequila Birthday Bobble Figurine
Biddys Tequila Birthday Bobble Figurine
She takes birthdays with a grain of salt...and tequila and lime.

Coots Truckin' Bobble Figurine
He keeps on Truckin’.

Coots Viagra
Coots Viagra
He takes Viagra but only so he won't pee on his shoes.

Biddys Like a Virgin Figurine
Biddys Like a Virgin Figurine
Still like a virgin.

Biddy's Water Cooler Figurine
Biddy's Water Cooler Figurine
Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Whining With Friends
Whining With Friends - Coots & Biddys
A little whining with friends is a good thing.

Biddys Global Wining Figurine
Biddys Global Wining Figurine
She supports "Global Wining!"

Biddys Wonderous Woman Bobble Figurine
Biddys Wonderous Woman Bobble Figurine
A wee bit older but still a WONDEROUS WOMAN!

Coots Flasher Wooden Key Holder
Coots Flasher Wooden Key Holder

Coots The Itch Wooden Back Scratcher
Coots The Itch Wooden Back Scratcher
Still got the itch

Biddys Bad Memory Wall Plaque
Biddys Bad Memory Wall Plaque
The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.

Biddys Fashion Friends Wall Plaque
Biddys Fashion Friends Wall Plaque
Fashion is fickle, but friendship is always in style.

Biddys Shopping Wall Plaque
Biddys Shopping Wall Plaque
Whoever said money can't but happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Biddys Whining Friends Wall Plaque
Biddys Whining Friends Wall Plaque
A little whining with friends is a good thing.



T-Shirts

I Celebrate Hot Flashes With Cold Drinks.
I Celebrate Hot Flashes
With Cold Drinks.
Coots - Play Well White T-shirt
Still Doesn't Play Well With Others
The Earth is 2/3 Water...Go Find Your Own<BR>Damn Fishin' Hole!
The Earth is 2/3 Water...
Go Find Your Own
Damn Fishin' Hole!
Her Majesty The Bingo Queen.
Her Majesty
The Bingo Queen.
Redneck Navy T-shirt
Being An Old Coot
Is A Hoot.
At My Age Criticism Is Just One More Service I Offer.
At My Age Criticism Is Just
One More Service I Offer.
Biddys Grain Of Salt Violet T-shirt
I Take It All With A Grain Of Salt...
And Tequile With Lime.
Coots Playboy White T-shirt
Still every bit the Playboy
Coots Senior Citizen White T-shirt
I Want My
Senior Citizen Discount
Right Friggin Now!
Biddys Garage Sale White T-shirt
Garage Sales Goddess
Biddys Senior Citizen Light Blue Adult T-shirt
I Want My
Senior Citizen Discount
Right Friggin Now!
Biddys Hot Flashes White T-shirt
Still Hot!
(But It Comes In Flashes)
Biddys Accessorize Violet T-shirt
I Know The Secret To Looking
Younger...Accessorize.
Coots Handy Man Moss Green T-shirt
Still likess to putter
around.
Biddys Dogs In Heaven Light Blue
If They Don't Take Dogs
In Heaven, I'm Not Going.
Biddys Play In Dirt White T-shirt
Still Loves To Play In The Dirt.
Coots Still Rockin' White T-shirt
Still Rockin'
Coots Stays In Shape White T-shirt
Stays In Shape For The Babes.
Biddys Still Got It White T-shirt
I've Still Got It!
(It's Just A Little Lower.)
Coots Fast Lane White T-shirt
Living Life In
The Fast Lane.
Coots Country Boy Khaki T-shirt
Still Just A Country Boy.


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